Conversations

My mum is so cute

(talking about going to the wedding of this guy whose family has a history of being sexist and racist)
Me: why do I have to go? it's not like he'd come to mine even if I did invite him
Mum: because he will only get married once
Me: what makes you think he's only going to get married once?!?
Mum: second one you don't have to go

and

(talking about scene kids. she thinks they're called scene kids because they are 'seen' everywhere)
Mum: are they the ones with mullets all over the place?
Me: how do you know what a mullet is? (I meant this curiously, not in the YOU ARE LIVING UNDER A ROCK way. trust me, she reads US Weekly, she's def not living under a rock) billy ray cyrus?
Mum: nope, you told me before. business in the front, party in the back